Christian & Bible Themed Jokes To Tell To Your Friends and Family
Tell a joke (or five) with fun and clean Christian Bible jokes that are sure to make anyone laugh their head off!
Q: Why are atoms Catholic?
A: Because they have mass!
Q: Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A: Noah was standing on the deck.
Q: What's so funny about forbidden fruits?
A: They create many jams.
Q: How do groups of Angels greet each other?
A: Halo!
Q: What cars did Jesus and his disciples have?
A: Accords.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the bible?
A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds
Q: What time of day was Adam created?
A: A little before eve.
Get a chuckle or two? Comment below with your favorite Christian themed joke that makes them laugh every time!
