Christian & Bible Themed Jokes To Tell To Your Friends and Family

Tell a joke (or five) with fun and clean Christian Bible jokes that are sure to make anyone laugh their head off!

Laugh with Christian Jokes

Q: Why are atoms Catholic?
A: Because they have mass!

Q: Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A: Noah was standing on the deck.

Q: What's so funny about forbidden fruits?
A: They create many jams.

Q: How do groups of Angels greet each other?
A: Halo!

Q: What cars did Jesus and his disciples have?
A: Accords.

Q: Who was the smartest man in the bible?
A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds

Q: What time of day was Adam created?
A: A little before eve.

Get a chuckle or two? Comment below with your favorite Christian themed joke that makes them laugh every time!

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